The Magic Insult Has Returned

THE MAGIC INSULT HAS RETURNED.

INSULT ME IF U DARE.
(you will probably end up under ground in a graveyard for the rest of ur life though.)

FAT DOOD STRIKES AGAIN

Hey, this is The other creator of the MagicInsult.
Im not the official Magic Insult, but i am her friend, and i also designed the blog and helped record Fat Dood. speaking of the Fat Dood one of my friends drew her own interpretation of the "Fat Dood"

here it is:
shes quite the artist :)
well thats all. thanks :D

Stupidity Strikes Me Again

i have the most stupidest person in my block class! Her name is Claire. shes just so stupid idk wat goes on in her brain but ik tht something isnt rite. So we have our stupid boring history workbooks out and i got mine. But theirs a girl in r class tht has the same name as me. so dumb Claire has known me since 5th grade and still doesnt even know my name and we were rly good friends! so im doodling on my workbook and she throws the girl tht has the same name as mes workbook on my desk! AND I ALREADY HAVE MY WORKBOOK! see stupidity rite their for u. i just wish we could put all the nooby stupid ppl on a deserted island! If ur up for this let me know...PLZ PLZ PLZ!!

Donation Time!!

I saw this ugly person today. And as i did with the fat dude i felt like i should tell him some words of wisdom this is wat i told him:

Die. Plz. Help the poor ppl from not going blind by looking at your face. Plz donate by killing urself now.

If your just like tht guy! plz! help the children, but most importantly...HELP ME!!

TWITTER!!!!!!!

I insulted you on the internet...

i insulted you on your iPhone...


and now im insulting you on your twitter, too!!!!

The magic insult on twitter!!!
http://twitter.com/MagicInsult

Go follow me!! Thanks!!

Happy Birthday

The Happy Birthday Song is now destroyed by me! enjoy!

Happy birthday to u
i hate u so much
i was forced to sing this
so im singing my own way

Phone Charger

You have gotten back from skool and need to charge ur fone bcuz i came to u at skool and magically left u with no battery bars at all. i sit their in ur room just waiting for u with ur stuffed animals so when u walk in u will be surprised. Suddenly the door slams and u walk into ur room and...

BAM!!!!

i get up from ur chair, pay ur stuffed animals, and walk out with ur fone, and especially the charger.

Onto the next person to destroy

Watch out

you never know when i will just pop out and take over ur life

The Tales Of My Evil Block Teacher

My evil block teacher, the worst person ever to walk on earth, did the worst thing u could imagine...

SHE ASSIGNED HW ON MY WEEKEND!!!
(not surprised...)

But now im all alone in my hideout thinking about wat i should do. a plan has not come to mind yet but im sure i will let u know ASAP! and hopefully by the end of May u will never see ur block teacher ever again.

You Have Reached...

Hello. You have reached the Magic Insult. Not sorry, but i am out destroying ppl, plz leave a message after the insult:

I dreamed about stars, but u were the star tht ran into the sun and died.

............................................................................................................

I wrote this post beacause as creeperish as ppl can be some of them ask me where i live, where im from, how old am i, idk about u but...I FIND THT VERY STALKERISH.

I also hear ppl always complaining about how one person they know is very annoying and THEY JUST WONT SHUT UP! i feel tht every day. i feel the need whenever i hear tht, i need to destroy tht person.

SOOOO...u all know tht im out destroying monsters...as u saw in my last video im in a very special place rite now O.o but i will always come to tht person who needs to be destroyed.

SO.
just email me at magicinsult@gmail.com

u mite not see me,
but i am always destroying ppl,
rite in front of u

Worst of Luck,
Magic Insult

Magic Insult Ad!

Okay, so after watching Paranormal Activity with my friend, we decided to make a video about the paranormal. and insulting stuff. magically.

So, then we decided to make a video to advertise the magic insult, which may go on youtube.

So, in case you were wondering what this beautiful video is, i have posted it below.

enjoy.



[copyright the magic insult (magicinsult.blogspot.com)]

The Most Beautiful Song

Today, as you know, i made a song about that fat dude.
but since it is a huge hit, i have actually sung the song and made it beautiful
so here it is, the most beautiful thing your ears will ever hear.




Album cover:


Song Title: Fat Dood
Album Name: Fat Dood (single)
Artist: The Magic Insult
Lyrics:
[chorus]
Running for his life
but not that fast
because he's fat
[bridge]
fat dude
fat dude
fat dude
[chorus]
running for his life
but not that fast
because he's fat

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO THE MAGIC INSULT [magicinsult.blogspot.com]

Fat Dude

Today i saw a fat dude running and i felt so touched that i had to sing to him. here was the song i sang:

fat dude
fat dude
fat dude
running for his life
but not that fast
cuz hes faattt

that was a beautiful song.

Words Of Wisdom

When a friend tells u about another friend thats bothering them u go and tell that person. even tho ur friend mite be mad maybe one day they will look bac at this day and thank u for it...if ur lucky...and since ur a failure i doubt u will be luky.
-Magic Insult

Insulting App

ok some ppl didnt get the message that this is the time to get some good comebacks so again!! the magic insult is now in the app store! just go to the app store on ur itouch or iphone and type in the search bar magic insult! and their u go!!!!! now u can give good comebacks to ur ppl :D it is time for u to DESTROY :D but not man kind cuz i can only do that happily! so good luck with ur destroying and i wish u the worst luck!! remember i always think of all u ppl, when im picking up my dogs poop ;)

The Tales of My Evil Block Teacher

i learned today that popcorn can insult ppl in many ways, like when u spill it in class and then ur freak block teacher comes and says ,"PICK IT UP!!!!" yeah thats what i expierenced today with my annoying block teacher. this guy gave us popcorn and then this nerd dude came and took it out and spilled it everywhere and i was like,"DUDE NOT COOLIO FOOLIO!" then she yelled at us and told us to pick it up and she was being ruuuudddddeeeee!!! yeah she hates me now. and now im sitting in the corner writting this posts when my friends are listening to the united states pop of 2009. and now im going to go destroy my pirate block teacher, with my awesome skillage. so till now remember to always destroy nerds that get u in trouble and ur evil little block teacher who yells at u 24/7 and always remember if u have a brain u will listen to me if u dont...well sorry im not a brain damage doctor.

Burritos and Sharks

Sometimes you think about getting a burrito, so i will go to. we will go order but i tell u to go get us a spot and i will order for u. i tell them that i want 2 soft tacos and 1 flamming hot burrito with extra fire sauce on it. They call my name that my order is ready and i take ur burrito to the side and put more fire sauce on it. i go bac to r table and u ask where r our drinks. i say dont worry u just start eating ur delicious burrito. u nod and i go get some drinks. i go get myself a root beer and rite when im about to pour u some coke i c u screaming and yelling for water. so i see u like the burrito ;) so i poor u some fire burning water and give it to u. u scream more and more. then u run to the pacific ocean and jump in the water. its summer so u didnt realize that the water would be hot too. but then i c a shark comming along and too lazy to tell u. then u c the adorable little shark thats hungry. u go under water and blow some bubbles and i dont c u anymore or bubles and i c the shark has ur head in its mouth. i smile, throw some more fire burning sauces in the water and the cold water bottle that was in my purse. ;) but of course its too late. i smile and continue eating my taco and think. i had that COLD water bottle in my purse for a reason! ;) and walk away.

Words Of Wisdom

Screaming from being abused is never the answer, but violence is always the answer ;)
-Magic Insult

Batman and Robin: The Game

when ur at the store with ur bffl theirs always a way to destroy in a game. Turn into batman and robin! Run into a store one freak shouts im batman and the other freak shouts im robin. If u make it all the way through the dumb store well u win! if u dont and u get caught by some old or young freak well then...u fail. but its not ok just take it personally and u feel much worse! but its ok some college will be able to take u im sure...well probably not. i wish u all bad luck!!

If u win, comment
u lose, still comment so i can laugh at u
u cheated and yelled at the old or young freak, still comment
u just bored, go buy a life on ebay

Words Of Wisdom

Its ok if ur friends tell u how they feel,
even if whenever they look and talk to u,
they always die of pain.
-Magic Insult

New App! In stores now!

Just like magic... there's a new page!!!

It's over in the side bar, ------------------------------------------------------->
Just click one of the pages.

The new page tells you all about the new magic insult app!
Just shake, and you get a random jumble of some of my best insults!!

There are screen shots and download information on the page, so, if you have a brain, CHECK IT OUT NOW!!!!!!
and i mean NOW!!!!!!!!!

Words Of Wisdom

i stared at u the whole entire day today,
i was wondering why ur face was rearranged,
but then again my fists did that ;)
-Magic Insult

Words Of Wisdom

ok freaks so i have decided to give u some words of wisdom for the day cuz maybe i just feel like it. so for today i have made my version of "i thought of you all day today, i was at that zoo." by some freak. Well here you go!

"i thought of you for just one moment today,
i was picking up my dogs poo."
-Magic Insult

"i dreamed about you all night,
i was pushing u off a cliff."
-Magic Insult

Like this idea, leave a comment
Have a problem, deal with it
Have a BIGGER problem, GET OUT OF MY LIFE

Awsome Blog!

Hey freaks, if you have brains, which obviously most of you don't, Go to this blog:
http://theamazingboredomblog.blogspot.com/

It is a really awesome blog (although, not as good as mine, of course.)
It belongs to my friend who was in the video i posted. She made this blog.

if you want to see what its about, here's a video:


Check it out!!
or else.

Video

Sorry for the bad audio actually im really not sorry at all. This video is of me and my friend. I no that the audio makes us sound like were 4 years old, but thats about how old we act. and dont worry were not 4 years old. Enjoy....but dont.

~MagicInsult~

Teddy Bears And Cookies

Sometimes, there will be a monster under your bed, and it will eat your teddy bear. Then you will come to me and sell me some girl scout cookies, that i will use to throw at birds. then you will go to the store to buy a new teddy but a cat will come and rip your teddy up then eat all your Curious George Gummys. Then you will sell more cookies but nobody will want them because they smell like cat poo, and i think u know why. And then you will fall off a cliff and i will be happy. I will go to your house to pick up my cat and pay the monster under your bed.

Lemonade

i think that people should get over all the little things that make them explode. i only broke into ur house to steal ur lemonade cuz i was thirsty. was that a crime. i only broke the windows and stepped on some priceless furniture and maybe knocked down the door but its all ok bcuz im sure ur insurance can cover it.

Joyfull Sky

If you want to be bring joy to the world or the sky go jump off a cliff and yell be happy sky!! and it will be happy

Nightmare

You just saw a scary movie so u go to bed and get really scared, ur to scared to turn off the light so u keep it on but in some way the light always turns off. Now ur too scared to even move from your bed so he get ur flash light from under ur pillow and flash it to the door and see an evil puppet with red glowing eyes and u scream and cover ur self under the blankets and soon u hear evil sounds under your bed so for the first time u get "smart" and make a run for the door but when ur running u trip and fall on the stairs but u get up quickly and get out of the house. so i come along the next day and see ur not here. i came to pay the bills for the electricity i wasted and the evil sounds from under your bed.

Stuffed Animals

sometimes when u walk into ur room u see ur stuffed animals huddled together with evil smiles and just staring at u ready to attack so u run away to canada but they followed u and they were riding on the back of undercover zebras so u run back to ur room and slam the door and their they are again then i come along to see if u died yet and u r no where to be found so i pay the stuffed animals their money and walk away.

Destiny

everyone has their destiny even me and my destiny is to ruin ur destiny sometimes ur destiny is to eat cheese puffs which means my destiny is to eat all the cheese puffs so u cant sometimes ur destiny is to fly and that means that my destiny is to take ur wings and watch u fall and sometimes ur destiny is to succeed which means u will fail.

The Sun

One day u will die at night and some ppl will be sad but only the dumb ones but all the little elves will jump and laugh and dance bcuz the sun comes up when u die

Milk

sometimes when u open the fridge milk will fall on ur head but it was just meant to be sometimes ur gf/bf will throw milk at ur head and that is always meant to be and sometimes ur cat will barf milk on ur but its meant to be cuz u were wearing a very ugly sweater sometimes i come along and i will give u some milk and it will be ur only friend but one day that milk will leave u and u will know that im happy.