Words Of Wisdom

When a friend tells u about another friend thats bothering them u go and tell that person. even tho ur friend mite be mad maybe one day they will look bac at this day and thank u for it...if ur lucky...and since ur a failure i doubt u will be luky.
-Magic Insult

Milk

sometimes when u open the fridge milk will fall on ur head but it was just meant to be sometimes ur gf/bf will throw milk at ur head and that is always meant to be and sometimes ur cat will barf milk on ur but its meant to be cuz u were wearing a very ugly sweater sometimes i come along and i will give u some milk and it will be ur only friend but one day that milk will leave u and u will know that im happy.

A Word Of Wisdom From My Friend

She used to let me ramble
Let me talk and she would laugh
But now she just stares at me
Like im some loser psychopath.
Around her new friends
I do not exsist
They make rude jokes
and act racist.
I am lame,
And quite uncool
I cannot be seen with her at school
I try to talk to her
I say an inside joke
She says “ok...”
And I want to say
“You know? You’ve changed.”
But instead I just walk away.
While you look at me like im derranged.
We used to laugh and play games
But now ur popular
And im just strange

I am wanted

i always wanted a cow
but then it would MOO every morning
i always wanted to touch new york
too bad my finger isnt long enough
So now i sit
at the kitchen table
with my pineapple friend,
we're having a staring contest
too bad it aint got no eyes