Nightmare

You just saw a scary movie so u go to bed and get really scared, ur to scared to turn off the light so u keep it on but in some way the light always turns off. Now ur too scared to even move from your bed so he get ur flash light from under ur pillow and flash it to the door and see an evil puppet with red glowing eyes and u scream and cover ur self under the blankets and soon u hear evil sounds under your bed so for the first time u get "smart" and make a run for the door but when ur running u trip and fall on the stairs but u get up quickly and get out of the house. so i come along the next day and see ur not here. i came to pay the bills for the electricity i wasted and the evil sounds from under your bed.

Harry Potter Haters

I don’t mean to be a hater to harry potter but when he started acting in a great movie the world went black. All the happiness went away as if the demonter had sucked out everyones soul. It was the worst thing that could have happened to the world. So while you are reading this passage just go outside and go to a tree and say, “im glad you are not harry potter but, you could have better hair.” Trust me this tree will be so happy…unless im the tree cuz I have great hair.