Chinese Woman Graduates!

Ads. Commercials. something that i know pisses everyone off. But what is really ridiculous is when they have stupid ads like this:


Because i really want to see this old woman's graduation, especially when im checking my email. And second of all WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL?!?! now i get the whole i want to be successful but your life is half over when your 52! Seriously the only thing you look forward to is death! Who knows maybe old people go and have meetings with their other old friends and talk about how they want to die! "Oh yea Billy, i think having a lion have me dinner is how i want to end my life!" "Nah i think im just going to have someone stuff really spicy salsa down my throat!" Yanno maybe old people have crazier minds than us teens! and by the looks of this Chinese woman she looks older than 52. She looks like 102 if you ask me! Huh? What do you guys think 102? OR 100,000,002?!?!?!?! yea im going to have to go with that! AND WHY THE HELL IS SHE DOING THE PEACE SIGN?!?! Is she trying to tell other freaks that if you go back to school then your life is going to automatically turn into paradise? no its not. Actually i think going to school made me hate more people than i ever thot i would. Still, laskdjfl;dksajf;alsdkjf. school. alskdjflaksdjfl;askdjf;lasdjaf;lskdj

Sluts and Football

hmmmm... WHERE THE HELL DO I BEGIN?!?!?!

So i was in school playing football




And as you can see I'm the quarterback and here's my friend Rika going to hike the ball to me. SO THEN my teammates are just running and their like yelling IM OPEN IM OPEN and its like your not even open theirs someone marking you from the back and front! But theirs one of my players and she's open so im like thats an easy choice, BUT NO. this girl that i hate finally realizes that she needs to block someone so obviously she goes and guards the person that i was going to throw it to.
First i was like this:

Then i saw her and i was like this:

Yes i know SHE RUINED MY DAY.
Like i was ready to throw the ball and stuff but then she just had to run right in front of my player dude and make it harder for me to throw the ball! I guess it didn't really make a difference because shes to stupid to know that she has to tag my teammate after when she has the football in her hands, not before. Well, my team ended up winning anyways BUT THATS NOT THE POINT. SHES SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING. not even when im in pe but all my other classes that shes in all she does is talking about boys, and who she would give a blow job to, or make out with. Shes a slut.
S-L-U-T
SLUT. get the picture?
(Btw i would have drawn her in my pictures but i figured that she was just too ugly to draw, i mean look at my drawings, theirs no way i could draw something uglier than they already are.)
I heard that sometimes during lunch she starves herself because she always says shes too "fat" even tho she weighs like 2 pounds! Did i mention HER BANGS?!?! this is getting really off topic but theirs so many things i could say about her that bother me and HER STUPID BANGS IS ONE OF THEM. She parted her from like the other side of her head and then pulled her ugly bangs all the way across her round head. it looked like she was at a bar and have 25 billion glasses of beer and then went to go fix her hair right after in the bathroom.
So my message to you guys is whenever you see a slut TELL THEM THAT THEIR FAKE because chances are on the back it probably says "made in china." i guarantee it.

Phone Charger

You have gotten back from skool and need to charge ur fone bcuz i came to u at skool and magically left u with no battery bars at all. i sit their in ur room just waiting for u with ur stuffed animals so when u walk in u will be surprised. Suddenly the door slams and u walk into ur room and...

BAM!!!!

i get up from ur chair, pay ur stuffed animals, and walk out with ur fone, and especially the charger.

Onto the next person to destroy

Watch out

you never know when i will just pop out and take over ur life