"Love you!" HOMO!

lately i have seen on facebook and yanno what! not even on facebook even when im talking to people face to face, like yesterday i saw one of my "friends" and this freak still thinks were friends so im like trying to be nice which was hard, but then her mom called her and said that she was at the cashier dude and she needs to go their and im like THANK GOD. so then she said good bye and she gave me a hug and im like OMG Y R U TOUCHING ME?!?!?!?! but whatever, and then she said," Alright well see you later! Love you, no homo! bye! and im like WTF. seriously no homo? what is this?! to be honest i was actually happy that she said no homo cuz then i knew what she was cuz i questioned that since the day i met her. but anyways after that day i heard it more, and it really bothered me like ok ik ur not a homo, you have been saying that to me forever now, its just so stupid u dont need to clarify i think people are smart enough to know that! one day when im saying love you to one my friends instead of saying "no homo" i just want to be like "HOMO!" and see what their reaction is. but no dont get me wrong im not a homo! gosh i said it.

Words Of Wisdom

When a friend tells u about another friend thats bothering them u go and tell that person. even tho ur friend mite be mad maybe one day they will look bac at this day and thank u for it...if ur lucky...and since ur a failure i doubt u will be luky.
-Magic Insult

Words Of Wisdom

Its ok if ur friends tell u how they feel,
even if whenever they look and talk to u,
they always die of pain.
-Magic Insult

Friends

Alot of ppl walk on the earth
like your pineapple friend
or ur tree
who happens to be ur gf
they will walk on the planet
and not leave any trace of them selves
but our true friends
will leave little footprints
guiding their way
to victory..
if they are not a failure

I have this friend
shes amazing
nice on the outside
but evil on the inside
(its inside wat counts)
likes sliced bread
hates my bf
shes always my bffl
never a nightmare
the first person for me to be talking about someone i like
so Happy Birthday VanillaTwilight!
COMMENT AND SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A Poem From Vanilla Twilight

Your my now and then friend
doesnt seem worth it
but then again
every once and a while
you will come around and make me smile
you say Best Friends Forever
didnt know forever
only meant now
not later
today im ur bff
tomorrow im a stranger
**dont be a hater**

I owe this poem to vanilla twilight, for writing it and to let me use it! :D
http://wherethetulipsbloom.blogspot.com/

They way that you stare at me
makes me want to puke
those nerdy eyes
will never look into a hot girl
the shoes on your feet
will get smaller and smaller
just like your brain
your pineapple friend
will never be with you
just like everyone else
you've known

Freaks??!!

My dog is a freak
he never listens to me
he eats carrots and napkins and my friends sock
but hes still my friend
im not lonely....sure....
maybe i will go and eat some butter
in the world of butter
and maybe find some love for jokes
bcuz u ppl cant take an insult
so feel the love or go die
so bye bye im going with my pineapple
and i will purposely let it go

Words of Wisdom From a Pineapple

When your sitting at the breakfast table and theirs a pineapple on the counter just stare at it. And if you are lucky it will jump out at you and ask for it to take it to Neverland. Then you and your pineapple will be best friends forever. Dont let it go...it cant fly.

Steamrollers and Teddy bears

Sometimes we see shiny objects, and we want them so we walk toward them. Then we realize the shiny object is a steamroller and before we know it we are flat as pancakes and not very shiny at all. Sometimes we look back and remember the teddy bear we had when we were little, and you thought it was your best friend, but you were wrong. The teddy bear only liked you as a friend. You were never anything more then friends, because the teddy was best friend was a tree, because trees are way better friends then you.