The Sun

One day u will die at night and some ppl will be sad but only the dumb ones but all the little elves will jump and laugh and dance bcuz the sun comes up when u die

Dating

Here is some dating advice for all you singles. Date a tree. You will get married, and have kids, underground, next to its roots. You will have kids named leafy, barky maybe even stem. You will have a beautiful life, unless that tree is me. So instead of going on those dumb dating sites, you will find better luck with trees. There is a tree for everyone, even the dumb ones. I’m sure there are dumb trees.