Words Of Wisdom

ok freaks so i have decided to give u some words of wisdom for the day cuz maybe i just feel like it. so for today i have made my version of "i thought of you all day today, i was at that zoo." by some freak. Well here you go!

"i thought of you for just one moment today,
i was picking up my dogs poo."
-Magic Insult

"i dreamed about you all night,
i was pushing u off a cliff."
-Magic Insult

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Worst Day Ever

The worst day ever is when i spend a day with you.
The worst day ever is when you ask me out.
The worst day ever is when you ask me to dance.
The worst day ever is when you buy me flowers.

But the best day ever is when you break up with me.