Destiny

everyone has their destiny even me and my destiny is to ruin ur destiny sometimes ur destiny is to eat cheese puffs which means my destiny is to eat all the cheese puffs so u cant sometimes ur destiny is to fly and that means that my destiny is to take ur wings and watch u fall and sometimes ur destiny is to succeed which means u will fail.

Words of Wisdom From a Pineapple

When your sitting at the breakfast table and theirs a pineapple on the counter just stare at it. And if you are lucky it will jump out at you and ask for it to take it to Neverland. Then you and your pineapple will be best friends forever. Dont let it go...it cant fly.

Flying and falling

Sometimes you will fly, sometimes you will fall, but most likely you will fall. Don’t be afraid of failure, because you are a failure. Sometimes you will cry, and when you cry I will laugh. Then I will laugh so hard I knock ur gf off a cliff. Then you will cry harder and I will laugh some more. Then I will eat a a hot dog, because they taste good.

BTW I broke ur new phone, sorry about that,
actually I’m not that sorry. Just to let u know i feel the pain too deep on the botton of my heart...if theirs anything thats less fortunate that belongs in my heart