Teddy Bears And Cookies

Sometimes, there will be a monster under your bed, and it will eat your teddy bear. Then you will come to me and sell me some girl scout cookies, that i will use to throw at birds. then you will go to the store to buy a new teddy but a cat will come and rip your teddy up then eat all your Curious George Gummys. Then you will sell more cookies but nobody will want them because they smell like cat poo, and i think u know why. And then you will fall off a cliff and i will be happy. I will go to your house to pick up my cat and pay the monster under your bed.

Blues Clues

i no who ur in love with..Blues Clues!
im in love with trees
they give me apples
but all u get from him
are saftey supplies
like bicycle helmets
and knee pads and pillows
while the trees give me apples
and i throw them at you.
you throw pillows at me and i laugh.
then i throw apples at your face, and you die.