Thursday, January 27, 2011

Sluts and Football

hmmmm... WHERE THE HELL DO I BEGIN?!?!?!

So i was in school playing football




And as you can see I'm the quarterback and here's my friend Rika going to hike the ball to me. SO THEN my teammates are just running and their like yelling IM OPEN IM OPEN and its like your not even open theirs someone marking you from the back and front! But theirs one of my players and she's open so im like thats an easy choice, BUT NO. this girl that i hate finally realizes that she needs to block someone so obviously she goes and guards the person that i was going to throw it to.
First i was like this:

Then i saw her and i was like this:

Yes i know SHE RUINED MY DAY.
Like i was ready to throw the ball and stuff but then she just had to run right in front of my player dude and make it harder for me to throw the ball! I guess it didn't really make a difference because shes to stupid to know that she has to tag my teammate after when she has the football in her hands, not before. Well, my team ended up winning anyways BUT THATS NOT THE POINT. SHES SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING. not even when im in pe but all my other classes that shes in all she does is talking about boys, and who she would give a blow job to, or make out with. Shes a slut.
S-L-U-T
SLUT. get the picture?
(Btw i would have drawn her in my pictures but i figured that she was just too ugly to draw, i mean look at my drawings, theirs no way i could draw something uglier than they already are.)
I heard that sometimes during lunch she starves herself because she always says shes too "fat" even tho she weighs like 2 pounds! Did i mention HER BANGS?!?! this is getting really off topic but theirs so many things i could say about her that bother me and HER STUPID BANGS IS ONE OF THEM. She parted her from like the other side of her head and then pulled her ugly bangs all the way across her round head. it looked like she was at a bar and have 25 billion glasses of beer and then went to go fix her hair right after in the bathroom.
So my message to you guys is whenever you see a slut TELL THEM THAT THEIR FAKE because chances are on the back it probably says "made in china." i guarantee it.

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