Phone Charger

You have gotten back from skool and need to charge ur fone bcuz i came to u at skool and magically left u with no battery bars at all. i sit their in ur room just waiting for u with ur stuffed animals so when u walk in u will be surprised. Suddenly the door slams and u walk into ur room and...

BAM!!!!

i get up from ur chair, pay ur stuffed animals, and walk out with ur fone, and especially the charger.

Onto the next person to destroy

Watch out

you never know when i will just pop out and take over ur life

The Tales Of My Evil Block Teacher

My evil block teacher, the worst person ever to walk on earth, did the worst thing u could imagine...

SHE ASSIGNED HW ON MY WEEKEND!!!
(not surprised...)

But now im all alone in my hideout thinking about wat i should do. a plan has not come to mind yet but im sure i will let u know ASAP! and hopefully by the end of May u will never see ur block teacher ever again.

You Have Reached...

Hello. You have reached the Magic Insult. Not sorry, but i am out destroying ppl, plz leave a message after the insult:

I dreamed about stars, but u were the star tht ran into the sun and died.

............................................................................................................

I wrote this post beacause as creeperish as ppl can be some of them ask me where i live, where im from, how old am i, idk about u but...I FIND THT VERY STALKERISH.

I also hear ppl always complaining about how one person they know is very annoying and THEY JUST WONT SHUT UP! i feel tht every day. i feel the need whenever i hear tht, i need to destroy tht person.

SOOOO...u all know tht im out destroying monsters...as u saw in my last video im in a very special place rite now O.o but i will always come to tht person who needs to be destroyed.

SO.
just email me at magicinsult@gmail.com

u mite not see me,
but i am always destroying ppl,
rite in front of u

Worst of Luck,
Magic Insult

Magic Insult Ad!

Okay, so after watching Paranormal Activity with my friend, we decided to make a video about the paranormal. and insulting stuff. magically.

So, then we decided to make a video to advertise the magic insult, which may go on youtube.

So, in case you were wondering what this beautiful video is, i have posted it below.

enjoy.



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The Most Beautiful Song

Today, as you know, i made a song about that fat dude.
but since it is a huge hit, i have actually sung the song and made it beautiful
so here it is, the most beautiful thing your ears will ever hear.




Album cover:


Song Title: Fat Dood
Album Name: Fat Dood (single)
Artist: The Magic Insult
Lyrics:
[chorus]
Running for his life
but not that fast
because he's fat
[bridge]
fat dude
fat dude
fat dude
[chorus]
running for his life
but not that fast
because he's fat

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Fat Dude

Today i saw a fat dude running and i felt so touched that i had to sing to him. here was the song i sang:

fat dude
fat dude
fat dude
running for his life
but not that fast
cuz hes faattt

that was a beautiful song.