Sluts and Football

hmmmm... WHERE THE HELL DO I BEGIN?!?!?!

So i was in school playing football




And as you can see I'm the quarterback and here's my friend Rika going to hike the ball to me. SO THEN my teammates are just running and their like yelling IM OPEN IM OPEN and its like your not even open theirs someone marking you from the back and front! But theirs one of my players and she's open so im like thats an easy choice, BUT NO. this girl that i hate finally realizes that she needs to block someone so obviously she goes and guards the person that i was going to throw it to.
First i was like this:

Then i saw her and i was like this:

Yes i know SHE RUINED MY DAY.
Like i was ready to throw the ball and stuff but then she just had to run right in front of my player dude and make it harder for me to throw the ball! I guess it didn't really make a difference because shes to stupid to know that she has to tag my teammate after when she has the football in her hands, not before. Well, my team ended up winning anyways BUT THATS NOT THE POINT. SHES SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING. not even when im in pe but all my other classes that shes in all she does is talking about boys, and who she would give a blow job to, or make out with. Shes a slut.
S-L-U-T
SLUT. get the picture?
(Btw i would have drawn her in my pictures but i figured that she was just too ugly to draw, i mean look at my drawings, theirs no way i could draw something uglier than they already are.)
I heard that sometimes during lunch she starves herself because she always says shes too "fat" even tho she weighs like 2 pounds! Did i mention HER BANGS?!?! this is getting really off topic but theirs so many things i could say about her that bother me and HER STUPID BANGS IS ONE OF THEM. She parted her from like the other side of her head and then pulled her ugly bangs all the way across her round head. it looked like she was at a bar and have 25 billion glasses of beer and then went to go fix her hair right after in the bathroom.
So my message to you guys is whenever you see a slut TELL THEM THAT THEIR FAKE because chances are on the back it probably says "made in china." i guarantee it.

JUST DELETE IT.

People and pictures. Probably the worst math problem anyone can solve. So I was on Facebook I mean what's new, and I see that one of the biggest sluts ever post like 54 pictures of herself and well you know me I dont have a life so I look at them and theirs some of her posing and she re did her hair and she's wearing the slutiest clothes I have ever seen and I swear to god every caption is something like this"omg I take terrible pictures."Or"ugh I hate my hair and like OMG im so fat!! :("Or"OMG I look so bad in this picture I'm so ugly!"And then her dumbass friends comment and say "aww Katie no your the prettiest girl Ik and trust me your not fat!! Their just commenting crap like that and I'm like wow are you seriously doing that cuz u want attention and you want to hear people say" your the prettiest bitch ever!" COMMON SENSE TIME WITH MAGIC INSULT: If you take a picture of yourself and you think your ugly than DELETE THE PICTURE why would you want an ugly pic of yourself where everyone can see. COMMON SENSE!I really just want to comment on one of her pictures and say yea your really ugly I think you should delete this picture. Or something like that, that would make my day :)

"Love you!" HOMO!

lately i have seen on facebook and yanno what! not even on facebook even when im talking to people face to face, like yesterday i saw one of my "friends" and this freak still thinks were friends so im like trying to be nice which was hard, but then her mom called her and said that she was at the cashier dude and she needs to go their and im like THANK GOD. so then she said good bye and she gave me a hug and im like OMG Y R U TOUCHING ME?!?!?!?! but whatever, and then she said," Alright well see you later! Love you, no homo! bye! and im like WTF. seriously no homo? what is this?! to be honest i was actually happy that she said no homo cuz then i knew what she was cuz i questioned that since the day i met her. but anyways after that day i heard it more, and it really bothered me like ok ik ur not a homo, you have been saying that to me forever now, its just so stupid u dont need to clarify i think people are smart enough to know that! one day when im saying love you to one my friends instead of saying "no homo" i just want to be like "HOMO!" and see what their reaction is. but no dont get me wrong im not a homo! gosh i said it.