Blues Clues

i no who ur in love with..Blues Clues!
im in love with trees
they give me apples
but all u get from him
are saftey supplies
like bicycle helmets
and knee pads and pillows
while the trees give me apples
and i throw them at you.
you throw pillows at me and i laugh.
then i throw apples at your face, and you die.

Dating

Here is some dating advice for all you singles. Date a tree. You will get married, and have kids, underground, next to its roots. You will have kids named leafy, barky maybe even stem. You will have a beautiful life, unless that tree is me. So instead of going on those dumb dating sites, you will find better luck with trees. There is a tree for everyone, even the dumb ones. I’m sure there are dumb trees.