Dating

Here is some dating advice for all you singles. Date a tree. You will get married, and have kids, underground, next to its roots. You will have kids named leafy, barky maybe even stem. You will have a beautiful life, unless that tree is me. So instead of going on those dumb dating sites, you will find better luck with trees. There is a tree for everyone, even the dumb ones. I’m sure there are dumb trees.