Teddy Bears And Cookies

Sometimes, there will be a monster under your bed, and it will eat your teddy bear. Then you will come to me and sell me some girl scout cookies, that i will use to throw at birds. then you will go to the store to buy a new teddy but a cat will come and rip your teddy up then eat all your Curious George Gummys. Then you will sell more cookies but nobody will want them because they smell like cat poo, and i think u know why. And then you will fall off a cliff and i will be happy. I will go to your house to pick up my cat and pay the monster under your bed.

Lemonade

i think that people should get over all the little things that make them explode. i only broke into ur house to steal ur lemonade cuz i was thirsty. was that a crime. i only broke the windows and stepped on some priceless furniture and maybe knocked down the door but its all ok bcuz im sure ur insurance can cover it.

Joyfull Sky

If you want to be bring joy to the world or the sky go jump off a cliff and yell be happy sky!! and it will be happy

Nightmare

You just saw a scary movie so u go to bed and get really scared, ur to scared to turn off the light so u keep it on but in some way the light always turns off. Now ur too scared to even move from your bed so he get ur flash light from under ur pillow and flash it to the door and see an evil puppet with red glowing eyes and u scream and cover ur self under the blankets and soon u hear evil sounds under your bed so for the first time u get "smart" and make a run for the door but when ur running u trip and fall on the stairs but u get up quickly and get out of the house. so i come along the next day and see ur not here. i came to pay the bills for the electricity i wasted and the evil sounds from under your bed.

Stuffed Animals

sometimes when u walk into ur room u see ur stuffed animals huddled together with evil smiles and just staring at u ready to attack so u run away to canada but they followed u and they were riding on the back of undercover zebras so u run back to ur room and slam the door and their they are again then i come along to see if u died yet and u r no where to be found so i pay the stuffed animals their money and walk away.

Destiny

everyone has their destiny even me and my destiny is to ruin ur destiny sometimes ur destiny is to eat cheese puffs which means my destiny is to eat all the cheese puffs so u cant sometimes ur destiny is to fly and that means that my destiny is to take ur wings and watch u fall and sometimes ur destiny is to succeed which means u will fail.

The Sun

One day u will die at night and some ppl will be sad but only the dumb ones but all the little elves will jump and laugh and dance bcuz the sun comes up when u die

Milk

sometimes when u open the fridge milk will fall on ur head but it was just meant to be sometimes ur gf/bf will throw milk at ur head and that is always meant to be and sometimes ur cat will barf milk on ur but its meant to be cuz u were wearing a very ugly sweater sometimes i come along and i will give u some milk and it will be ur only friend but one day that milk will leave u and u will know that im happy.