Worst Day Ever

The worst day ever is when i spend a day with you.
The worst day ever is when you ask me out.
The worst day ever is when you ask me to dance.
The worst day ever is when you buy me flowers.

But the best day ever is when you break up with me.

Worst Thing Ever.......

You might wonder what the worse thing ever could have happened to your family. They could have been robbed, kidnapped, or ur dog died. Well i know exactly wat it is. The worst thing that happened to your family is when you were born.

Words of Wisdom From a Pineapple

When your sitting at the breakfast table and theirs a pineapple on the counter just stare at it. And if you are lucky it will jump out at you and ask for it to take it to Neverland. Then you and your pineapple will be best friends forever. Dont let it go...it cant fly.

Birds and Poo?

sometimes you will sit wiht ur gf/bf and watch the birds, and sometimes a bird will poo on ur head, and then ur bf/gf will realize how ugly u really are. So next time you sit with ur bf/gf, watch out.....especially if i am the bird. Then their will be extra poo.

Christmas...A happy time?

you may think that christmas is a time to enjoy the love of your family and the presents that santa gave you. Ok first of all when i was 4 years old Santa never brought me my princess barbie, WELL hes evil!!!!!! But it has been eight years later and i dont need the stupid barbie anymore. So if you ever see Santa on t.v. yell at him. I hope he feels the pain and then i hope he learns his lesson. if you get the message of this post good your smart! but if you didnt im sorry im not a brain damage doctor

Sundays....

On Sundays your parents would always yell at you to throw out the trash. It was hard work until you built those little things on ur arms called muscles…if you have the them……today they don’t help you at all because everything can be expressed in your mind…if you have one. Don’t worry I think some college will take you.

What goes on in your Head?!?!

Sometimes an apple will fall off a tree, or sometimes it will land on your head.
Maybe the sun will fall down on your face, and then you will die.
The thing that is in your head may never respond to these actions ever again..y may you ask. Bcuz it doesnt have time to watch you be yourself.