Words Of Wisdom

Its ok if ur friends tell u how they feel,
even if whenever they look and talk to u,
they always die of pain.
-Magic Insult

New App! In stores now!

Just like magic... there's a new page!!!

It's over in the side bar, ------------------------------------------------------->
Just click one of the pages.

The new page tells you all about the new magic insult app!
Just shake, and you get a random jumble of some of my best insults!!

There are screen shots and download information on the page, so, if you have a brain, CHECK IT OUT NOW!!!!!!
and i mean NOW!!!!!!!!!

Words Of Wisdom

i stared at u the whole entire day today,
i was wondering why ur face was rearranged,
but then again my fists did that ;)
-Magic Insult

Words Of Wisdom

ok freaks so i have decided to give u some words of wisdom for the day cuz maybe i just feel like it. so for today i have made my version of "i thought of you all day today, i was at that zoo." by some freak. Well here you go!

"i thought of you for just one moment today,
i was picking up my dogs poo."
-Magic Insult

"i dreamed about you all night,
i was pushing u off a cliff."
-Magic Insult

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Have a problem, deal with it
Have a BIGGER problem, GET OUT OF MY LIFE

Awsome Blog!

Hey freaks, if you have brains, which obviously most of you don't, Go to this blog:
http://theamazingboredomblog.blogspot.com/

It is a really awesome blog (although, not as good as mine, of course.)
It belongs to my friend who was in the video i posted. She made this blog.

if you want to see what its about, here's a video:


Check it out!!
or else.

Video

Sorry for the bad audio actually im really not sorry at all. This video is of me and my friend. I no that the audio makes us sound like were 4 years old, but thats about how old we act. and dont worry were not 4 years old. Enjoy....but dont.

~MagicInsult~

Teddy Bears And Cookies

Sometimes, there will be a monster under your bed, and it will eat your teddy bear. Then you will come to me and sell me some girl scout cookies, that i will use to throw at birds. then you will go to the store to buy a new teddy but a cat will come and rip your teddy up then eat all your Curious George Gummys. Then you will sell more cookies but nobody will want them because they smell like cat poo, and i think u know why. And then you will fall off a cliff and i will be happy. I will go to your house to pick up my cat and pay the monster under your bed.