Milk

sometimes when u open the fridge milk will fall on ur head but it was just meant to be sometimes ur gf/bf will throw milk at ur head and that is always meant to be and sometimes ur cat will barf milk on ur but its meant to be cuz u were wearing a very ugly sweater sometimes i come along and i will give u some milk and it will be ur only friend but one day that milk will leave u and u will know that im happy.

Birds and Poo?

sometimes you will sit wiht ur gf/bf and watch the birds, and sometimes a bird will poo on ur head, and then ur bf/gf will realize how ugly u really are. So next time you sit with ur bf/gf, watch out.....especially if i am the bird. Then their will be extra poo.

Red Eyes

You know,Maybe when people look at ur red eyes they pass out....ohhh i wonder y??!! Sometimes when ur doing ur hw the pencil in ur hand will stab you....but it is ok because it was meant to be. Maybe ur gf loves you but u will always ugly in my heart no matter how "pretty" you are..........