Chinese Woman Graduates!

Ads. Commercials. something that i know pisses everyone off. But what is really ridiculous is when they have stupid ads like this:


Because i really want to see this old woman's graduation, especially when im checking my email. And second of all WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL?!?! now i get the whole i want to be successful but your life is half over when your 52! Seriously the only thing you look forward to is death! Who knows maybe old people go and have meetings with their other old friends and talk about how they want to die! "Oh yea Billy, i think having a lion have me dinner is how i want to end my life!" "Nah i think im just going to have someone stuff really spicy salsa down my throat!" Yanno maybe old people have crazier minds than us teens! and by the looks of this Chinese woman she looks older than 52. She looks like 102 if you ask me! Huh? What do you guys think 102? OR 100,000,002?!?!?!?! yea im going to have to go with that! AND WHY THE HELL IS SHE DOING THE PEACE SIGN?!?! Is she trying to tell other freaks that if you go back to school then your life is going to automatically turn into paradise? no its not. Actually i think going to school made me hate more people than i ever thot i would. Still, laskdjfl;dksajf;alsdkjf. school. alskdjflaksdjfl;askdjf;lasdjaf;lskdj

Guys+Belts=Happiness :)

I got the worst image today in school. I was walking to 7th period and this "popular" guy in my grade walks out of the bathroom and of course he's got his dumbass "gangsta" hat and necklace and shit. But then of course he has to pull his pants down for his "gangsta" act. What bothers me so much that he pulled down his pants and then pull down his sweater or shirt or whatever the hell it's like WTF? No but most guys just pull down their pants i really don't understand why thts cool to have your pants down all the way to your knees, nobody wants to see your dirty underwear. It bothers me so much that I just want to take each one of them on their birthdays, we would go to a belt store and they could pick any belt they want I would even pay for it that's how desperate I am for them to pull up their pants! Obviously if I was to pay for it they had to promise to wear it everyday with their jeans OR I could buy them pants that actually fit them. Don't get me wrong I don't purposely look at that because that would be just weird it's one of those things...Yanno? If your in my grade you know what I mean!?

Sluts and Football

hmmmm... WHERE THE HELL DO I BEGIN?!?!?!

So i was in school playing football




And as you can see I'm the quarterback and here's my friend Rika going to hike the ball to me. SO THEN my teammates are just running and their like yelling IM OPEN IM OPEN and its like your not even open theirs someone marking you from the back and front! But theirs one of my players and she's open so im like thats an easy choice, BUT NO. this girl that i hate finally realizes that she needs to block someone so obviously she goes and guards the person that i was going to throw it to.
First i was like this:

Then i saw her and i was like this:

Yes i know SHE RUINED MY DAY.
Like i was ready to throw the ball and stuff but then she just had to run right in front of my player dude and make it harder for me to throw the ball! I guess it didn't really make a difference because shes to stupid to know that she has to tag my teammate after when she has the football in her hands, not before. Well, my team ended up winning anyways BUT THATS NOT THE POINT. SHES SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING. not even when im in pe but all my other classes that shes in all she does is talking about boys, and who she would give a blow job to, or make out with. Shes a slut.
S-L-U-T
SLUT. get the picture?
(Btw i would have drawn her in my pictures but i figured that she was just too ugly to draw, i mean look at my drawings, theirs no way i could draw something uglier than they already are.)
I heard that sometimes during lunch she starves herself because she always says shes too "fat" even tho she weighs like 2 pounds! Did i mention HER BANGS?!?! this is getting really off topic but theirs so many things i could say about her that bother me and HER STUPID BANGS IS ONE OF THEM. She parted her from like the other side of her head and then pulled her ugly bangs all the way across her round head. it looked like she was at a bar and have 25 billion glasses of beer and then went to go fix her hair right after in the bathroom.
So my message to you guys is whenever you see a slut TELL THEM THAT THEIR FAKE because chances are on the back it probably says "made in china." i guarantee it.

JUST DELETE IT.

People and pictures. Probably the worst math problem anyone can solve. So I was on Facebook I mean what's new, and I see that one of the biggest sluts ever post like 54 pictures of herself and well you know me I dont have a life so I look at them and theirs some of her posing and she re did her hair and she's wearing the slutiest clothes I have ever seen and I swear to god every caption is something like this"omg I take terrible pictures."Or"ugh I hate my hair and like OMG im so fat!! :("Or"OMG I look so bad in this picture I'm so ugly!"And then her dumbass friends comment and say "aww Katie no your the prettiest girl Ik and trust me your not fat!! Their just commenting crap like that and I'm like wow are you seriously doing that cuz u want attention and you want to hear people say" your the prettiest bitch ever!" COMMON SENSE TIME WITH MAGIC INSULT: If you take a picture of yourself and you think your ugly than DELETE THE PICTURE why would you want an ugly pic of yourself where everyone can see. COMMON SENSE!I really just want to comment on one of her pictures and say yea your really ugly I think you should delete this picture. Or something like that, that would make my day :)

"Love you!" HOMO!

lately i have seen on facebook and yanno what! not even on facebook even when im talking to people face to face, like yesterday i saw one of my "friends" and this freak still thinks were friends so im like trying to be nice which was hard, but then her mom called her and said that she was at the cashier dude and she needs to go their and im like THANK GOD. so then she said good bye and she gave me a hug and im like OMG Y R U TOUCHING ME?!?!?!?! but whatever, and then she said," Alright well see you later! Love you, no homo! bye! and im like WTF. seriously no homo? what is this?! to be honest i was actually happy that she said no homo cuz then i knew what she was cuz i questioned that since the day i met her. but anyways after that day i heard it more, and it really bothered me like ok ik ur not a homo, you have been saying that to me forever now, its just so stupid u dont need to clarify i think people are smart enough to know that! one day when im saying love you to one my friends instead of saying "no homo" i just want to be like "HOMO!" and see what their reaction is. but no dont get me wrong im not a homo! gosh i said it.

The Magic Insult Has Returned

THE MAGIC INSULT HAS RETURNED.

INSULT ME IF U DARE.
(you will probably end up under ground in a graveyard for the rest of ur life though.)

FAT DOOD STRIKES AGAIN

Hey, this is The other creator of the MagicInsult.
Im not the official Magic Insult, but i am her friend, and i also designed the blog and helped record Fat Dood. speaking of the Fat Dood one of my friends drew her own interpretation of the "Fat Dood"

here it is:
shes quite the artist :)
well thats all. thanks :D