Words Of Wisdom

When a friend tells u about another friend thats bothering them u go and tell that person. even tho ur friend mite be mad maybe one day they will look bac at this day and thank u for it...if ur lucky...and since ur a failure i doubt u will be luky.
-Magic Insult

Insulting App

ok some ppl didnt get the message that this is the time to get some good comebacks so again!! the magic insult is now in the app store! just go to the app store on ur itouch or iphone and type in the search bar magic insult! and their u go!!!!! now u can give good comebacks to ur ppl :D it is time for u to DESTROY :D but not man kind cuz i can only do that happily! so good luck with ur destroying and i wish u the worst luck!! remember i always think of all u ppl, when im picking up my dogs poop ;)

The Tales of My Evil Block Teacher

i learned today that popcorn can insult ppl in many ways, like when u spill it in class and then ur freak block teacher comes and says ,"PICK IT UP!!!!" yeah thats what i expierenced today with my annoying block teacher. this guy gave us popcorn and then this nerd dude came and took it out and spilled it everywhere and i was like,"DUDE NOT COOLIO FOOLIO!" then she yelled at us and told us to pick it up and she was being ruuuudddddeeeee!!! yeah she hates me now. and now im sitting in the corner writting this posts when my friends are listening to the united states pop of 2009. and now im going to go destroy my pirate block teacher, with my awesome skillage. so till now remember to always destroy nerds that get u in trouble and ur evil little block teacher who yells at u 24/7 and always remember if u have a brain u will listen to me if u dont...well sorry im not a brain damage doctor.

Burritos and Sharks

Sometimes you think about getting a burrito, so i will go to. we will go order but i tell u to go get us a spot and i will order for u. i tell them that i want 2 soft tacos and 1 flamming hot burrito with extra fire sauce on it. They call my name that my order is ready and i take ur burrito to the side and put more fire sauce on it. i go bac to r table and u ask where r our drinks. i say dont worry u just start eating ur delicious burrito. u nod and i go get some drinks. i go get myself a root beer and rite when im about to pour u some coke i c u screaming and yelling for water. so i see u like the burrito ;) so i poor u some fire burning water and give it to u. u scream more and more. then u run to the pacific ocean and jump in the water. its summer so u didnt realize that the water would be hot too. but then i c a shark comming along and too lazy to tell u. then u c the adorable little shark thats hungry. u go under water and blow some bubbles and i dont c u anymore or bubles and i c the shark has ur head in its mouth. i smile, throw some more fire burning sauces in the water and the cold water bottle that was in my purse. ;) but of course its too late. i smile and continue eating my taco and think. i had that COLD water bottle in my purse for a reason! ;) and walk away.

Words Of Wisdom

Screaming from being abused is never the answer, but violence is always the answer ;)
-Magic Insult

Batman and Robin: The Game

when ur at the store with ur bffl theirs always a way to destroy in a game. Turn into batman and robin! Run into a store one freak shouts im batman and the other freak shouts im robin. If u make it all the way through the dumb store well u win! if u dont and u get caught by some old or young freak well then...u fail. but its not ok just take it personally and u feel much worse! but its ok some college will be able to take u im sure...well probably not. i wish u all bad luck!!

If u win, comment
u lose, still comment so i can laugh at u
u cheated and yelled at the old or young freak, still comment
u just bored, go buy a life on ebay

Words Of Wisdom

Its ok if ur friends tell u how they feel,
even if whenever they look and talk to u,
they always die of pain.
-Magic Insult

New App! In stores now!

Just like magic... there's a new page!!!

It's over in the side bar, ------------------------------------------------------->
Just click one of the pages.

The new page tells you all about the new magic insult app!
Just shake, and you get a random jumble of some of my best insults!!

There are screen shots and download information on the page, so, if you have a brain, CHECK IT OUT NOW!!!!!!
and i mean NOW!!!!!!!!!

Words Of Wisdom

i stared at u the whole entire day today,
i was wondering why ur face was rearranged,
but then again my fists did that ;)
-Magic Insult

Words Of Wisdom

ok freaks so i have decided to give u some words of wisdom for the day cuz maybe i just feel like it. so for today i have made my version of "i thought of you all day today, i was at that zoo." by some freak. Well here you go!

"i thought of you for just one moment today,
i was picking up my dogs poo."
-Magic Insult

"i dreamed about you all night,
i was pushing u off a cliff."
-Magic Insult

Like this idea, leave a comment
Have a problem, deal with it
Have a BIGGER problem, GET OUT OF MY LIFE

Awsome Blog!

Hey freaks, if you have brains, which obviously most of you don't, Go to this blog:
http://theamazingboredomblog.blogspot.com/

It is a really awesome blog (although, not as good as mine, of course.)
It belongs to my friend who was in the video i posted. She made this blog.

if you want to see what its about, here's a video:


Check it out!!
or else.