Monday, January 24, 2011

JUST DELETE IT.

People and pictures. Probably the worst math problem anyone can solve. So I was on Facebook I mean what's new, and I see that one of the biggest sluts ever post like 54 pictures of herself and well you know me I dont have a life so I look at them and theirs some of her posing and she re did her hair and she's wearing the slutiest clothes I have ever seen and I swear to god every caption is something like this"omg I take terrible pictures."Or"ugh I hate my hair and like OMG im so fat!! :("Or"OMG I look so bad in this picture I'm so ugly!"And then her dumbass friends comment and say "aww Katie no your the prettiest girl Ik and trust me your not fat!! Their just commenting crap like that and I'm like wow are you seriously doing that cuz u want attention and you want to hear people say" your the prettiest bitch ever!" COMMON SENSE TIME WITH MAGIC INSULT: If you take a picture of yourself and you think your ugly than DELETE THE PICTURE why would you want an ugly pic of yourself where everyone can see. COMMON SENSE!I really just want to comment on one of her pictures and say yea your really ugly I think you should delete this picture. Or something like that, that would make my day :)

"Love you!" HOMO!

lately i have seen on facebook and yanno what! not even on facebook even when im talking to people face to face, like yesterday i saw one of my "friends" and this freak still thinks were friends so im like trying to be nice which was hard, but then her mom called her and said that she was at the cashier dude and she needs to go their and im like THANK GOD. so then she said good bye and she gave me a hug and im like OMG Y R U TOUCHING ME?!?!?!?! but whatever, and then she said," Alright well see you later! Love you, no homo! bye! and im like WTF. seriously no homo? what is this?! to be honest i was actually happy that she said no homo cuz then i knew what she was cuz i questioned that since the day i met her. but anyways after that day i heard it more, and it really bothered me like ok ik ur not a homo, you have been saying that to me forever now, its just so stupid u dont need to clarify i think people are smart enough to know that! one day when im saying love you to one my friends instead of saying "no homo" i just want to be like "HOMO!" and see what their reaction is. but no dont get me wrong im not a homo! gosh i said it.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

The Magic Insult Has Returned




THE MAGIC INSULT HAS RETURNED.


INSULT ME IF U DARE.
(you will probably end up under ground in a graveyard for the rest of ur life though.)

Saturday, May 22, 2010

FAT DOOD STRIKES AGAIN

Hey, this is The other creator of the MagicInsult.
Im not the official Magic Insult, but i am her friend, and i also designed the blog and helped record Fat Dood. speaking of the Fat Dood one of my friends drew her own interpretation of the "Fat Dood"

here it is:
shes quite the artist :)
well thats all. thanks :D

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Stupidity Strikes Me Again

i have the most stupidest person in my block class! Her name is Claire. shes just so stupid idk wat goes on in her brain but ik tht something isnt rite. So we have our stupid boring history workbooks out and i got mine. But theirs a girl in r class tht has the same name as me. so dumb Claire has known me since 5th grade and still doesnt even know my name and we were rly good friends! so im doodling on my workbook and she throws the girl tht has the same name as mes workbook on my desk! AND I ALREADY HAVE MY WORKBOOK! see stupidity rite their for u. i just wish we could put all the nooby stupid ppl on a deserted island! If ur up for this let me know...PLZ PLZ PLZ!!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Donation Time!!

I saw this ugly person today. And as i did with the fat dude i felt like i should tell him some words of wisdom this is wat i told him:

Die. Plz. Help the poor ppl from not going blind by looking at your face. Plz donate by killing urself now.

If your just like tht guy! plz! help the children, but most importantly...HELP ME!!

TWITTER!!!!!!!

I insulted you on the internet...

i insulted you on your iPhone...



and now im insulting you on your twitter, too!!!!

The magic insult on twitter!!!
http://twitter.com/MagicInsult

Go follow me!! Thanks!!